Channel: David Firth

Category: Comedy

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Description: Goodbye Andrew Tolvern. We never got the chance to say goodbye xx RIP. MERCH saladfingersstore.com (WE HAVE SALAD FINGERS PLUSH TOYS!!) PATREON patreon.com/davidfirth TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@saladfingerstiktok TWITTER twitter.com/david_firth INSTAGRAM instagram.com/davidfirth66 FACEBOOK facebook.com/DFsaladfingers I made the music for this I call myself Locust Toybox. You can buy it on Bandcamp locusttoybox.bandcamp.com I don't know why you haven't subscribed yet. youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=doki66 💾💾💾💾💾💾💾 Trying to make sense of the news. The news won't happen. The rotting newscorpse. We make the news. The news exploded. Big bits in a bag of newspiss. Bits of buggery newsy crap that nobody news about. When no one news. No one could nevernews spilling the news it's a factbomb or truthbomb not lying news newsergate newsbomb often called the dogsmack news witnessing the great news crash clickbait cracknews makes a stink news from the dogpipe. Nothing is happening anywhere ever. There is no news. The news hasn’t happened yet. The news didn’t happen, did it? The news won’t happen, but you'll forget about old news that never happened as the promise of new news will replace it. Exploding newspiss. This was just my thought process for the title. I thought I'd leave it here. Otherwise it's just a hidden compost heap in a file on my PC that will never again be accessed. 💾